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Stuff G Likes: Holiday Toddler List 2012. (not listed: G likes to also drive...
Good Mary Jesus Britney Beiber, am I tired. I forgot how hard this part is. And doing it with a toddler is like not possible. I take back what I said before, I think I AM in fact the first person to...
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3 weeks down a BILLION to go. Babies hate me.
As many of you know who were around last year, once Operation WANA kicks off, this blog goes crazy for the rest of the month. So before that happens, I wanted to update you on life in the MODG house. I...
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On the 6th day of Christmas the jesus gave to me, a fart-free baby under the...
Thank you thank you thank you. You have and are making WANA a super success. I am trying to keep up with the comments and point out the unanswered ones, but it is, as you know, overwhelming. But as my...
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Baby’s explosive diarrhea = DJ Tanner’s pimple on picture day. But messier.
Dudes. Shit has been real around here. I forgot I had a computer. Let alone a blog of nonsense to run. I remembered when I had a dream that one slapped me in the face with a piece of bologna. I’m going...
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It’s taken a lady in Puerto Rico, bacteria eating and fairy magic. But it’s...
Last time, on MODGblog, we left things a little dark and dingy. Every time I sat down to follow up I thought that the gods of Itoldyouso would strike me dead if I said things were better. Because as I...
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IT DOES END: A Public Service Announcement from MODG.
Do you know what’s been getting me through these months? You know, the months where you look at your life and you’re all, HOW MUCH LONGER WILL THIS GO ON? “This” being, the 20 minute cat naps and wake...
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Species alert: Sick Toddler. Please stay indoors and avoid playgrounds and...
Can someone get me the 19 kids and counting mom on the phone? I mean, I know she has Jesus on her team, but man alive, 2 kids is advanced mom stuff. And yet again, I think, like every family in the...
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The best skinny jeans for the non-skinny post baby body. i.e. me, after baby...
This post is the most important post in the history of all time. Because what it’s more important than jeans? exactly. See, after baby#2, this little old body of mine is like screw you bitch. I’m...
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“Adult Time” As defined by a mom of 2 under 2. Also go choke on your booz and...
Hello. If you’re reading this post it means something, even if it’s a very small something is going right in this house. Something being, both kids are napping at the same time. Because that time my...
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Send help. Send meds. Send booz. Send babysitters.
You guys. I just got some NEWS. And not the US Weekly kind. I’m going to be alone with the kids for a full week. That means, wake ups, all meals, all baths, all NIGHT LONG wake ups and all...
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2012 Apocalypse, Celebrity Ghost Stories, and the week alone with the kids....
Guys, I survived. Well, I survived week 1 of single parenting. I have another week coming up followed by another 2 weeks alone. Dudes, I don’t care if you’re like the toughest baddest ass on the block....
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My kid won’t sleep part a million. Also google is f-ing with me.
You know how when your kid is acting a fool and you’re like at a real low point. Like the kid is eating toilet paper daily (you know who you are). Or the kid is hitting your face because you won’t let...
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We’re knee deep in crying. RUBY’S CHOICE. Jesus just take me now.
F balls you guys. F balls. I have unwillingly found myself in cryitoutsville. Alone. Well, G is here. But he’s pitiful at emotional support. I know you’re asking, how on earth are you unwillingly doing...
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Ruby vs. The Sleep. One has come out on top.
Maybe I should always include a giveaway in my controversial posts. Maybe I should also specifically instruct everyone to not be an asshole in the comments regularly. I say this because ALL 328...
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The 14 things I can do without a toddler. Oh I didn’t tell you? I’m on...
B and others who know me in real life say that I overshare. Duh B and others. Hi, I write MODGblog. But I posted this on facebook Sunday: “Today I cried a little as my best boy got on an airplane and...
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How to leave your kids and not diarrhea poop about it. No, you tell me how. I...
I need a friend. I need a friend to be like, dude CHILL. Can you be that friend for me? Internet friends are the new real life human. See, I’m on my 2nd child. This we know. But aren’t 2nd time moms...
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48 hours away from the baby. A little diarrhea, a few tears. And I’ll also...
Guys, we survived. Babies, boobs and all the other B things. We made it the 48 hours apart. I diarrhead 90 times about it. But we did it. For those catching up, this was my first time away from almost...
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I am SO SICK OF BOOBS. Apparently Ruby is too. So we’re making some changes.
Can I be totally honest with you guys right now? Breastfeeding this child has been a super hell. Like the whole thing. Supahhell. And my trade for the fiery hotness has been the happiest sweetest...
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MODG is actually Amanda and surprise, she has feelings.
Guys, last week I almost shut the blog down. For good. The controversy and mom wars was just too much. I sat alone and thought about it for a while. My blog hits were higher than ever. Advertisers...
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